Ready to turn your life DOWN-SIDE UP?
Then buckle up and join us for our online workshop on Tuesday, November 5, 2024.
Time: 11:00 AM EDT (UTC-4)
Time Zone: Eastern Daylight Time (EDT)
UTC Time: 3:00 PM UTC
Cost: $66.60
(Because if you don’t get the solution now, you’ll continue to suffer and that will cost you so much more. Trust us, WE KNOW.)
We know, you’re exhausted from running away from those pesky Persecutors and Villains all around you, you have a meltdown at the mere thought of taking responsibility for your own life.Honey, you're totally stuck in the Drama Triangle like 99% of the population, and it's not your fault.Don't worry, we've got you.Your journey of becoming a rockstar karmic trash-collector starts here. This isn't some cheesy self-help webinar filled with forced positivity and empty platitudes.We're going deep.
We're Talking:
💀 Death meditations: Confront your mortality and discover your true purpose. (Just kidding, you probably still won’t find it).😱 Fear-facing challenges: You might actually shit yourself. (Disclaimer: We’re not responsible for any dirty pants, emotional breakdowns, or existential crises that may occur).🗑️ Karmic trash collection: You’ll learn how to absorb the negativity of the world. (Warning: Side effects may include enlightenment, sudden urges to hug trees, and an aversion to wearing pants all together).
Meet Your Guides
Michael KormanA recovering victim turned adventurer and artist, who cares more about himself than you. He'll challenge your patience and your assumptions, make you question everything you thought you knew. He’ll probably offend you with his hilarious and obnoxious way of trying to get his point across, even if you’re already crying.He doesn't care much about yoga teachers, and even less about you. As a piano virtuoso, meditation teacher and Empowerment Dynamic evangelist, he’ll help you see the world differently. (bad cop)
Fabienne EggerA recovering persecutor (aka yoga teacher) turned challenger and coach, who's not afraid to call the world out on its BS. She’ll guide you through the messy, uncomfortable, and often hilarious journey of personal growth with her light-heartedness, even if you're not flexible enough. She’ll be cheering you on your flawesomeness and help you see the sun behind the clouds. (good cop)